They’re all shaped like guns if anybody didn’t notice

I didn’t until I did

you’re welcome people who are as stupid as me :)

Hmmm. Maybe…

to make your very own clippy:

one kg of cocaine

one power charged joint

one bottle of vodka

red chalk or whatever shit they use to draw those pentagrams in movies

white candles. They gotta be white

your own jizz

your blood

a paper clip of course

and finally a kidney

sniff the cocaine, drink the vodka, and smoke the joint AFTER drawing the pentagram and lighting the candles. Then place the paper clip in the center, jizz on it, pour your blood on it, and chant “clippy” while running around the circle with your underwear on your head. It’ll probably work.

The kidney is so you can get a new kidney after you drank a whole bottle of vodka why’d you do that I didn’t tell you to. Oh wait no I did nevermind. But alcohol isn’t good for your kidney so you gotta get that replaced

isn’t it obvious???

They switch to creative mode and build the crane cause now they can fly. or if they have the right mod pack then they can just spawn one. We common folk don’t have the authority to switch to creative

that’s why I want to be a construction worker when I grow up :)

This is political

also random flashback:

did anybody play “zombies vs. Humans” in PE class? Where some kids were Humans and the other were zombies and the goal was to “eliminate the human race” as my PE teacher told us. It was like tag, sharks and minnows, dodgeball and red light green light combined to make the most chaotic game of all time. And the rainbow parachute that you got to wave around and the hula hoops and the little rock wall and…oh, memories.i miss elementary school :(

Yeah who browses prn at home??? Like that’s such a weird thing to do.

Also calling somebody a perv because they look/watch prn is kinda crazy

that’s literally what it’s for

but obsessively looking at it…I dunno. I mean, I do read stuff on AO3 a lot, but most of it isn’t smut stuff. Mostly Naruto and harry potter and lord of the rings and game of thrones. My fav things of all time <3

I dunno, she has a boyfriend… Also she’s Catholic and was taught by everybody she was around that being gay is wrong and always had supervision while playing with girls up until she was 17 but maybe

try telling her that.

the “wemuslim” app X_X

true tho

as a female-originated person turned to non-binary pansexual person:

this is true

_<

i have no idea

not the cornflakes

what the fuck is glibness

awww piplup!

better than yesterday

somebody asked me, “how’s it going?” to which I replied, “you’re talking to me, arent you?”

I went to Germany once. I asked a man, “do you know where the train station is?” to which he replied, “Of course I know where it is.” and walked away. people are nice.

odysseus is that you?