• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    to make your very own clippy:

    one kg of cocaine

    one power charged joint

    one bottle of vodka

    red chalk or whatever shit they use to draw those pentagrams in movies

    white candles. They gotta be white

    your own jizz

    your blood

    a paper clip of course

    and finally a kidney

    sniff the cocaine, drink the vodka, and smoke the joint AFTER drawing the pentagram and lighting the candles. Then place the paper clip in the center, jizz on it, pour your blood on it, and chant “clippy” while running around the circle with your underwear on your head. It’ll probably work.

    The kidney is so you can get a new kidney after you drank a whole bottle of vodka why’d you do that I didn’t tell you to. Oh wait no I did nevermind. But alcohol isn’t good for your kidney so you gotta get that replaced