SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前If you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up11.19Karrow-down14 cross-posted to: Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up11.19Karrow-down1imageIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前message-square62linkfedilink cross-posted to: Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up60·8 个月前Imagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up. That absolutely would be me as a vampire.
minus-squareFordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·8 个月前Bob, I’ve been asking for a raise for 175 years now, this is not cool.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 个月前I would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.
Imagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up.
That absolutely would be me as a vampire.
Bob, I’ve been asking for a raise for 175 years now, this is not cool.
I would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.