Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoPls help I downloaded a Chinese app, and Xi Jinping is inside my phonehexbear.netimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up13arrow-down1imagePls help I downloaded a Chinese app, and Xi Jinping is inside my phonehexbear.netParsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBynarsAreOk [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-211 months agoOh noes what am I ever going to do the secret Chinese social score app turned my phone into a seeseepee approved iPhone.
minus-squareDamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoIf I got a Mao phone case, would it make my landlord too scared to call me?
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoOnce you install the Mao case, any landlord who calls you will be delivered a fatal electric shock upon you answering
minus-squareNPa [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoMy landlord calling me to tell me they’re adjusting the rent:
Oh noes what am I ever going to do the secret Chinese social score app turned my phone into a seeseepee approved iPhone.
If I got a Mao phone case, would it make my landlord too scared to call me?
Once you install the Mao case, any landlord who calls you will be delivered a fatal electric shock upon you answering
My landlord calling me to tell me they’re adjusting the rent: