Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn’t be!
Then who?
@Zealotte@lemmy.zip stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who, me!?
Yes you!
Couldn’t be!
Actually much like murder, there is not statute of limitations for that.
There’s no statute of limitations on murder? Are you sure?
I am 0 percent sure.
Nice try, Javert.
I tried, but my grandfather liked to sit in the living room recliner and doze instead of sleeping. He was such a light sleeper that he heard the faintest clink of me lifting the lid from the jar, and I was busted before I could even get a cookie.
I thought that said “cocaine” on my first read.
Why woild there be cocaine in the cookie jar?
That’s just where you keep it. No? Just me?
Because I accidentally smashed the cocaine jar against the wall last week.
Pretty sure it was glome. That’s what I heard.
