ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days agoFuck, can I have a do-over?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down12
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minus-squaremoldyringwald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·18 days agoI work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·18 days agoBut what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”
minus-squareAnanääs@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·18 days agoShedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·18 days agoIf someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale. Shit your feets, my guy
I work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬
But what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”
but i am pagliacci
Shedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!
If someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale.
Shit your feets, my guy