Tunarca Leyla@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agohalal paintballlemmy.worldimagemessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up1617arrow-down111
arrow-up1606arrow-down1imagehalal paintballlemmy.worldTunarca Leyla@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square99linkfedilink
minus-squarejellyfishhunter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up174·2 months agoI know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoFuck. I guess you’re the one attending paintball with a Claymore.
minus-squarecloudskater@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI love how this goes along with another reply saying vegans are too weak to play. Shit, man, I’d like to try paintball but if I’m forced to use marbles then yeah I guess I am too weak lmao
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoBlend kale and almond milk.
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoA touch of nutritional yeast does wonders
minus-squarecloudskater@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThen ball-ify the mixture and shoot it directly into your opponents’ mouths. Might break a few teeth but they’ll taste alright going down!
minus-squareragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoAgar maybe, or alginate
minus-squareteslasaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoSoy beans. A tag doesn’t count if you catch with your mouth.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down24·2 months agoMost vegans are to weak to play.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoThey can’t even climb mount everest!!1!
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months ago to weak A joke so cheap it can’t even afford the second ‘o’.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down5·2 months agoWhy use many ‘o’, when one ‘o’ do trick?
I know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.
Marbles
Fuck. I guess you’re the one attending paintball with a Claymore.
Damn, you play for keeps
Painball.
I love how this goes along with another reply saying vegans are too weak to play. Shit, man, I’d like to try paintball but if I’m forced to use marbles then yeah I guess I am too weak lmao
Blend kale and almond milk.
A touch of nutritional yeast does wonders
Nooch gang nooch gang
Then ball-ify the mixture and shoot it directly into your opponents’ mouths. Might break a few teeth but they’ll taste alright going down!
Agar maybe, or alginate
Soy beans. A tag doesn’t count if you catch with your mouth.
Most vegans are to weak to play.
They can’t even climb mount everest!!1!
A joke so cheap it can’t even afford the second ‘o’.
Why use many ‘o’, when one ‘o’ do trick?