Is that a gold goat dick??
Yes, someone specifically painted that goat’s pole gold.
When I went to a barnyard I remember being struck by how large some of the animals testes were, like soccer balls, or volleyballs, idk if that is normal, but pretty sure goats had really big ones. I wonder if gold dick has balls built in on that too.
Fun fact, a surgeon, of sorts, before accredation, in the US did like hundreds of goat ball transplants into people. Had the most powerful radio station ever in the country to blast his business. Dr. Goat Balls, that’s a true story, early 20th century or something I forget. It didn’t work, transplanting goat balls, but he hid that until the fledgling AMA took him down.
it was originally covered with moneys, but you know how buddha statues get shiny on the belly where people rub them
Oh the irony. It was auctioned off as part of Project G.O.A.T. (Global Offensive Against Trafficking) which is focused on fighting human trafficking and the sexual exploitation of children.
On the other hand, it looks like a golden calf, replaced god’s name with trump’s and the auction was held at a site where human trafficking occurred by Donald trump. I have to assume they used the money to buy more young girls for him.
“Though one may be goated in the sauce, be not lost in it.” - Corinthians 69:420
You don’t want to get lost in the sauce.
Why does that room look like my rural High School’s gym?
I am more amazed it isn’t covered in gold.
why does it look like the church i grew up going to
Trump doesn’t need a goat made out of money. He needs a bull made out of bronze.
Is this real?
Yep
This is peak America.
there is a lot of competition for that title. eg
