That’s right folks the year is drawing to a close so it’s time to nominate and vote for your 2023 Hexies! These are the Hexbears you think exemplify what it means to be a real Hexbear. Here’s how it works:
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Pick from the below categories
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Nominate someone for that category by tagging them
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If you are nominated respond to the nomination to accept it
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Most upbeared accepted nomination in each category wins!
What do you win? The esteem of your fellow Hexbearian comrades of course. What more could you want?
The categories for this year’s 2023 Hexie awards are:
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Most Influential Hexbear of 2023
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Most likely to be called a tankie offline
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Best in Community Engagement
This year we have a special bonus category to commemorate the year we federated;
- Best non local user
Alright comrades that’s it from me, be sure and do your democratic duty and 
for your 2023 Hexie winners and congrats in advance to the winners of this highly coveted and prestigious award!
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@Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net @MikeTruk@hexbear.net @toddbonzalez@hexbear.net @Dwigt_Rortugal@lemmy.ml for being the best dang teammates in baseball
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@Cromalin@hexbear.net for the good trans memes
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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net is most likely to be called a tankie because he is not afraid to voice his opinion and never backs down.
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@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net obviously, and @corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net always brings good vibes
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@polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml for being a overall friendly fellow. Special mention to @RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml for being a commie wizard
But really there are too many that I could list. @Infamousblt@hexbear.net @Goadstool@hexbear.net @Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net @Pluto@hexbear.net @Alaskaball@hexbear.net @Nakoichi@hexbear.net @knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net @Shitbird@hexbear.net @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net @Grownbravy@hexbear.net @Zoift@hexbear.net @TomboyShulk@hexbear.net @Melina@hexbear.net @Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net @wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net @Mabbz@hexbear.net @itsPina@hexbear.net @ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net @Owl@hexbear.net @BeamBrain@hexbear.net @FourteenEyes@hexbear.net @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net @autismdragon@hexbear.net @Awoo@hexbear.net @Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net and @Othello@hexbear.net are all good people and there are probably more I missed. There are too many of you nerds. Sheesh.
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1 - Most influential hexbear
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net for personally killing Kissinger in his first day of logging off. At this pace we’ll have full communism by February
Shame he isnt here to accept this because in my mind this is the clear winner
1. Most Influential Hexbear - @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net
An essential facet of Hexbear culture. This is a different, better place with him.
2. Most Likely to be Called a Tankie Offline - @wombat@hexbear.net
It is the end of 2023 and Stalin saved the world from fascism.
3. Best in Community Engagement - @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net
FWIIIIHuh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh!Did somebody say “award nominated”?
I nominate myself, @MargotRobbie@lemm.ee for category 4, so that’s “esteemed Hexie Award nominated character actress Margot Elise Robbie”.
(And @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net for 1)
If the Oscar nominations were this easy… Sigh.
I nominate these in no particular order, for everything @femboy@hexbear.net @femboi@hexbear.net @FemboyStalin@hexbear.net @nonbinarytwink@hexbear.net @CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net @Twink@lemm.ee @Catboy@hexbear.net @Dogboy@hexbear.net
As well as every he/they
I really gotta make a new account. Im no longer a femboy.
- @transcomrade69@hexbear.net . I joined hexbear after she left but I will always miss her nonetheless. What a great comrade
- @ulyssest@hexbear.net because he killed Henry Kissinger. Only a true tankie would do such a thing
- @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net for the megas. Honestly fantastic work.
- @yogthos@lemmy.ml is a renowned comrade, the first non-chapo to make a megathread, and my personal pick for #4.
Honorary mentions/lightning round: For people who contribute to the site’s culture and shape the experience of being a chapo.
(this list is always updating)
@othello@hexbear.net
@dirt_owl@hexbear.net
@PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCALTS@hexbear.net
@cromalin@hexbear.net
@queermunist@hexbear.net
@ho_chi_chungus@hexbear.net
@whyesseff@hexbear.net
@civility@hexbear.net
@gave_up@hexbear.net
@autismdragon@hexbear.net
@carcosa@hexbear.net
@corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net
@nakoichi@hexbear.net (and comrade Sungmanitu!)
@tomboyshulk@hexbear.net
@sorosfootsoldier@hexbear.net
Uhhhh
tooo hard to chose individual ppl
Number 3 nomination: @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net : Their hard efforts put into the newsposting are a boon for all. Their contributions during discussions I always appreciate.
Okay for number 4 tho: @yogthos@lemmygrad.ml : Prolific newsposter and a very well informed individual. I see them while browsing both hexbear and lemmygrad
@Othello@hexbear.net : Just a lovely person all-around, congrats on the wedding!
My nomination for number 2: @buckykat@hexbear.net : Extremely based poster, banning this user would be revisionism tantamount to the Kruschevite counterrevolution
Second nomination for number 3: @kristina@hexbear.net : One of the most legendary posters on the site. Has a lot of experience organizing IRL. She is also very funny.
@Awoo@hexbear.net : I see her unique moving avatar everywhere, and its always a joy to talk with her. Tied for number 3 for news thread.
@Cromalin@hexbear.net : the largest poster on the traaaa subreddit, and has very good trans media reccs. Tied with Kristina for number 3 in trans com.
Read Unjust Depths
@BiggsOfficial@hexbear.net : Rest in peace, Great Chairman
Number 1 nomination: @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net : single-handedly created half the jokes on this platform. C’mon its Dirtowl
@Pluto@hexbear.net : Great comrade, and its nice to have a Dwarf Planet on our team.
@corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net : The check-in threads are wonderful, and they are a good comrade all around.
Other nomination for number 2: @queermunist@lemmy.ml : hilarious effortposter, braved the liberal hordes, and very very based.
-controversial and removed
@EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net : Hilarious and extremely politically talented.
Okay this is probably too long, but these are ones I felt were worthy of the special mentions
