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genzboomer@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 个月前

Got myself a new mug.

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Got myself a new mug.

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genzboomer@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 个月前
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  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    “Matt Daemon!”

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      In ever system I architect there is inevitability a MAT Daemon prominently used.

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      Oh man. Missed opportunity! I’ll do that on my next mug!

      S(😀) 2>&1 &

  • one_old_coder@piefed.social
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    Array Damon? Vector Damon? I don’t get it.

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      I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn’t JSON.

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        He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne… and well spotted! 😉

      • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Yeah, {} should be [] so it would look something like this:

        [""]

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          Could double entendre it and do

          [["😃", 0],
           [0, "😃"]]
          

          For a JSON Bourne Identity

      • loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Technically an empty array [] is valid JSON…so…

        Proof:

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          [“🙂”] and [] and “🙂” are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.

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            I genuinely saw [] and not {}…

            Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.

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          Termux

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        Jake Weary was better

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      Me neither, but I bet it’s still valid JS syntax

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        Yes. In JavaScript, Objects without explicit keys will use the value as the key. At least that’s how it works in Chrome devtools output. 🤷‍♂️

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          This is insane, but ultimately, FAR from the most insane thing JavaScript has done to me this week, so I’ll let it slide.

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    Json Bourne

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      Jsus Christ its Json Brne!

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    Sudo systemctl restart mattd.service

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    deleted by creator

    • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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      No, you’re thinking of this guy:

      Image of Jesus Christ. Hah, sorry, it's actually Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, looking weirdly similar to common depictions of Jesus.

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        Hello there!

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        That’s a swede or something.

    • HeyLow (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s Jason Bourne

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    I’m out of the loop. Who is this?

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      Matt Damon

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        Matt Damon

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      MHAT DHAAAAMAAAN

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    Now also print one onto a shell.

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    Matt Demon

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    deleted by creator

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    I’m

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      You’re?

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