Love me some Sean Connery in thigh highs!
Zardoz Zord.
While they don’t look alike at all, he reminded me of Borat in the green bikini.
NSFW please! I was not! ready for this
and some eye bleach
Velcro thigh holster FTW
Also keeping a blunderbuss by the stairs.
Most American post of all time
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Bout to get clapped with my cheeks out.
ER… Code brown!.. Another left ass cheek with a bullet hole!
You don’t jam the barrel into your urethra?
It’s already occupied with the cocktail stirrer
So you bring a small cannon…
I just go back to sleep. Never figured a noise in the house to be anything other than the house, shit falling, or a rodent. All stuff I’m not getting up for and definitely not finding a weapon for.
It has backfired, though. Once, about 30 years ago, a bicycle got taken from the front lawn. That should’ve been a bullet in someone’s head as justice, of course.
