• WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    It’s 2032, you’re the last person on Earth subsisting on a stockpile of cans of proteined peaches and nutri-soda. You have a working internet connection to the human knowledge Xanadu Satellite Network. You only have an Intel Atom-powered netbook (has a disc drive somehow), a Philips CD-i, and one CD-RW. You want to play Doom on the CD-i, but thetr are 72 decomps on the forever-archived Github repository and all of the archived comments on their pages are spun-up bot networks accusing the others of being vibecoded.

    You decide to download CDoom-i [NOT VIBECODED].

    You burn it and start it up. The D-pad inputs are 90-degrees rotated to the right.

    It’s vibe-coded.