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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

I Hope You're Happy Pal

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I Hope You're Happy Pal

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • tetris11@feddit.uk
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    8 hours ago

    this is a pretty funny message that in a sane world could only be interpreted as such.
    *Looks out the window* Oh, right…

  • Janx@piefed.social
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    8 hours ago

    “Hope my happy pal…” does what?

    • wuffah@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      It beats his infant son.

      • Janx@piefed.social
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        3 hours ago

        I don’t think we can be friends… ☹️

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    5 hours ago

    hey this is pezxes kid and my dad says moms tittys are all his now and I cant have them anymore and it’s ur fault, wanna fight?

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    7 hours ago

    Jokes on you, I hate babies

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    9 hours ago

    Your*

    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 hours ago

      Yore

    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5 hours ago

      Hope my happy pal what?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        stop. full stop if we want to be pedantic

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    My reply to that would be:

    Clearly you’re unfit to be a parent but I guess an extremely late stage abortion would end the child’s suffering and land you in prison, a relative win win.

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      Look, we are all nerds here, and nerd-to-nerd this is a terrible response that isn’t going to land at all. Literally “your mom took it out on you as an infant” would land better than this

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        I mean I’d say that’s too simplistic and also isn’t a threat/challenge. That doesn’t call their bluff, thus its passive, signals weakness.

        My approach is to try to out troll the troll, yours is more or less literally ‘your mom’, which, why would you even bother writing anything?; this will just insult the troll in terms of it being a low effort attempt at a clapback, they’ll certainly continue escalating.

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    deleted by creator

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    Removed by mod

    • ameen272@thelemmy.club
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      Have Lemmy users suddenly started liking Dailymotion or smth?

      Why am I seeing it so much??

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        Spam bots.

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