• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      19 days ago

      Mr. Mothman - you have reportedly said that you will “turn Washington DC into a kingdom of skulls” if you win. Is that quote accurate?

      I̴̖̥͖̥͙̜͇͙͎̤͍͍͖̤̿̉̇̓̉̎̌̍̍͌͜͝ ̸̻̇͒̇͗ȧ̴̡̢̛͍̱̯̭̤̼̻̯̺̬͍͈̣̉͂̅̉̒͊̇̐̚m̶̩͎̝͔̜̮͇͇͐̈̑͛̋̀̌̐̕ͅ ̶̢̨̢͔͈̪̥̮̹̀ͅg̴͉̙͋ơ̷̢͈̰̮͖̻͙͖̠̹̦̲̹̳̮̎̍̃̔̔̎͋į̵͕͔̯̬̥̺͕̹̺͈̟̖̈́̈́͗̀ņ̵͚̺̭̝͉͓̥͉̎̓̾͐̐̕͜ḡ̶̛̩̰̟̺͔͓̥̗͓̖̎ ̶̢̫͕̦̖͓͎̜͚̪͉̳̞̩̉͐͝͠ͅt̵̟̬̺͌̈̈̈̑͆͌̈́̕̚͜ͅõ̶̦̊̂̅̎́̆̀́ ̶̧̧̡̛̞̩̥̮̹̳̱̬̖̞̔̄̈́̏̈̏́ṙ̴̨̺͉̖̥̪̟̲͕̱͔̜̻́̊̍͂̈́̎̍̿̓ḭ̴̼̹̟͙̫̯͓͌̆͂̌̌̓̅͊̄̌͋̕̕̕͘p̷̢̨̙̤̩͙̞͎̘͉̀̽̇̍͑̂͒͗̆̀̐͛̈͜͝͝ ̴̡̬̺̯̬̼͔̫͍͆̎̍͑̉̂̌̾͘͜͜͠ͅy̷̛̮̤̳͙͔̟̱̠̗͍̰͖̻̪̿ͅơ̸̖̫̱̿̊̑̅̀̔͆͋̀́͠͝͠u̴̡̢̟̬̱͎̦͇̗̒͜͜ͅ ̸̨͍̫͉̊́̀͌̔͒͛̽͂̀̇̚̕̚ț̴̞̺̫̦̟̞̻̃̒̓̐̋͊̽̋̏̚͝ơ̶̫̳͖̭̐͐̆͛̅͆̉͘͝͠ ̵̼̥͕͂͗̐́͑͗͛̈͑̉̕s̴̨̛̟͈͈̘̼̦͔̙̠͆̑͂͛͊̄h̴͕͛̍͆̓ͅr̴̨̫͓̗͕̤̲͓̋̃̇̾͐͋́̽̐͑͘̕̚e̶̡̛̜̠͚̙̼̘͇̻̣̓̍͒̎͌̾̽̎̎́̑͝͠ḑ̵̛̘͖̩̰͑̂̂s̷̛̰͖̫̺̦̮͙͋̒͝ ̸̨̮̜̳̠̝̜͇̻̋̐̽̉̉̂̌͑̒̊̅̽̋̓͝a̴͓̖̰̩͉͇͇̟̘̥͓̫̝͂̏́͆̇̅̌͒̃͌̿̊ņ̸͈͈͔͎͗͂͛͋̈́̀̑͌͛͆͝͝d̸̘͇͙͎͇̰̩͍̻͑͛̓̐̓̇̊̌͜ͅ ̶̪͓̮͖̊̃̂͌͗͐͝c̷̘̗̤̝̖̃̆o̴̡̺̹̖̜̦͑͑̈̈̔̕n̶̨̨̰̙̥̜̤̂̒͊́͗̀͐͊̔̓̔̚̕͜s̶̞͇̹̣͔̥̟̦͕̺͛͒̏u̵̢̻̭͐̏̈́̓͛̋͂̕̚͠͝m̶̲̮̦̮̹͍͖̬̩̱̣͓̞̱̦̉͂̋̆̉͛̓͛͗͌̆̕̚ę̷̦̼̱̠͈̮̞̫̖͆̓͋̓͌̂̋̋ ̵̨̹͓̭̞̜͓͖̯̺̲̣̫͇͉̑͂̂̈́y̵̧̢̡̟̲͓̘̥͇̦̼͔̪͛͐̀̍̏͗̒̽͠ŏ̴̲̩̍̚ư̷̧̧̡̙̤͈̰͍͇̱̣̖̩̖̏̐͊͌̾̾̈́͊͂͝ͅ.̷͖̚

      Her MothmanApp translates. Apparently you just said “I am going to rip you to shreds and consume you.” Is—

      He begins ripping her to shreds and consuming her.

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      Later that day the DC press core releases a statement saying they are “deeply concerned by this intolerable act”. But the buzz is super positive and Mothman boasts on Twitter that he’ll get at least a 10% bump in the polls. And he does.