r/conservative is really going through it today.
LOL. They actually did the “hard times/soft people” thing. What fucking dweebs.
lmao, this one really got me. Just a wide open field of possibilities, and two people standing off in the corner freaking out over one of them moving an inch in any direction.
ifunny
Fuck
Fixed it lol
Hell yeah seize the memes
yeah, ufunny @Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net
Yep, this sums up everything I was about to say. First good political compass meme
You’d think the party that killed Charlie Kirk and celebrates it daily wouldn’t have so much momentum yet here we are
Oh fuck off, the entire Democratic establishment condemned that shit. None of them are anywhere near cool enough to celebrate it openly
The year is 2226. American Civil Religion deacons wear white collars with a red bloom pinned to the part of the neck where Kirk was shot. Every AI generated image looks like him.
None of them are anywhere near cool enough to celebrate it openly.
Implies any of them celebrates it privately.
I’m sure at least one of them thought he was really annoying
“Top 1% Commenter”
Holy shit what a badge of shame.
They are always the worst commenters too.
all that practice for nothing
That’s what a lack of theory gets ya 😜
Abbott dug his grab importing so many H1Bs that vote left
you dumb piece of shit
Love how they say “importing” really gives the game away that these fuckers do not view them as people, just objects. The people that hire them while also supporting the Nazis literally do not see non-white people as human but rather machines that are entirely disposable. They only started caring about ICE raids when they began to lose their labor force.
These people want to owner slaves.
I loved this comment, what a wild train of thought. Abbott imported commies to Red Texas through the H1B Program and it lost him his seat of power.
It’s a branch from the same tree as their famous “felons shouldn’t vote” argument which goes something like “the prisoners will vote to legalize crime and then they’ll all get out of prison.”
My favorite response to that was something along the line of “if the population of ex-convicts is enough to form a voting bloc, maybe your society has an issue with overcriminalization”
Famously able to vote, non-naturalized visa holders.
You forget that they also believe in mass voter fraud, specifically that the Democrats bring over illegal immigrants to vote for them.
they believe that a republican state with a republican governor allowed mass voter fraud
They support a literal pedo. Like this actually blows my mind. Cognitive dissonance is a complete non issue for some people.
They quite openly believe in white supremacy, imperialism, pedophilia, and patriarchal control of women. They sometimes like to hide all that behind talk about tax rates or small businesses but it’s all bullshit when something happens like a Muslim wins an election. Then you see what they actually care about.
it really is wild.
All of the democrats support pedos too. It’s just two teams, one of red pedophile worshipers and the other of blue pedophile worshipers working themselves up over who is going to get to kill more black and brown people and represent the international bourgeoisie.
True. But I don’t think any blue pedo was supported when it came out that the blue pedo was a pedo.
On the other hand Dems are able to ignore that Obama is a genocidal war criminal. So is there any meaningful difference between support for say Obama or Trump? With the latter being a war criminal and a pedo.
Yeah smoke is coming out of my ears as I lose my mind looking at the political state of the absolutely cursed US empire
… i don’t want to be ruled by foreigners who hate me
The rest of the world: “They just like me, fr fr.”
voted like hell for Rogers
Damn, that’s like
but on berserker mode.It’s so funny, when you see that conservatives are libs too.
That’s what Harris voters forgot to do! 😭
Did you vote?
Heck yes!
But did you hella vote??
Oh noooo! I forgot!! 😞
How does one even vote like hell? How many ballets did they submit hmm?
The way he phrases it and also sounds so deflated is really funny, like these people have been edging themselves this whole time expecting their prophesied ascent to continue unimpeded only for the reigns of capital yank them back down to earth. None of this matters to the fascists though and 2028 is an eternity away, it will be very interesting to see what happens after Trump. Like I can make some guesses, but they all hinge on whether one thing happens: Does he try to pull some shit and stay in office genuinely fearing whatever comes next for him (which in reality wouldn’t be anything terrible but he’s REALLY paranoid) or he steps down and there is a power vacuum on the right the size of a black hole.
We went berserker mode on that ballot box!I voted my fucking brains out
I really don’t want to be ruled by foreigners that hate me.
Very telling
I really don’t want to be ruled by foreigners that hate me.
neat, that’s the same way people in the global south feel about you
what is it called when someone tries to dogwhistle because they think it’s clever/cute but they do it so loudly it’s obvious to everyone
Foghorn
Leghorn
Now I say, I say, listen here son! This fellas going to implement woke I say WOKE seesaw law! Gonna put me in a Balenciaga burlap sack with two COUNT’EM TWO eye holes in’m son. He’s got more hatred for me then the sky’s got STARS ys hear me? Are you listen to me?? Ya, got less sense then the underside of a couch cushion! A couch cushion I say! Hey! Look at me when I’m talking to you son, show me ya got someone home in there! A little light on! ya hear? Like a motel 6 son, ya gotta leave the light on in that noggin of yours, ya see! Otherwise ya end up walkin around like no ones home! Like ya got a big VACANCY sign right on ya forehead! That’s how ya end up voting in a woke communist Islamist son! (He’s a good kid but a few candles short of a birthday cake if ya catch my drift).
Bro, I’m dead! Unc lowkey crashing out, acting like the rizzler trying to ragebait me. I swear he thinks he’s the GOAT while farming Ls, no cap. 0 aura points, dude, highkey delulu.
I want to be ruled by nice clean cut WASPS that hate me
Seems like the solution is to avoid giving them reasons to hate you bub
I VOTED LIKE HELL
Just say youre a dumb idiot
“I filled in all the bubbles instead of eating it”
My family and i opted for the non-paper ballot because it remind me of an ipad
and supports Hassan[sic] Piker
I hope one day these people will have to learn to fear the consequences of politics more than what fucking twitch streamer a senator “supports” so they can be the hard men they think they are. They’ve never had to live in reality
“focus on affordability” yeah how’s that Trump term going for you? If your people actually had focused on making things more affordable for the average American they would have won in a landslide
You can’t really ‘focus on affordability’ when your core messaging is fascism. They won a historic mandate in 2024 and did exactly what they ever wanted to do (minus the kill everyone part) and this is what happened. You let Milei run roughshod and saw what happens.
People shitting their pants about “islamists?” Am I back in the 2000s
As opposed to Americans who hate you
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