West Chester Sauce.
Werst-eh-sher
Wor. Ces. Ter. Shire.
(wor-SES-ter-shire)
Not that fucking difficult.
The Brits get to pronounce it (WUH-ster) because they invented it.
At our house we just say un-pronouncable sauce, or Lea & Perrins.
Water, blackstrap molasses, imported habanero peppers, salt, garlic, ginger, tomato puree, axle grease, real hickory smoke, snuff, butts of clove cigarettes, Guinness Stout fermentation dregs, uranium mill tailings, muffler cores, monosodium glutamate, nitrates, nitrites, nitrotes and nitrutes, nutrites, natrotes, powdered pork nose hairs, dynamite, activated charcoal, match-heads, used pipe cleaners, tar, nicotine, singlemalt whiskey, smoked beef lymph nodes, autumn leaves, red fuming nitric acid, bituminous coal, fallout, printer’s ink, laundry starch, drain deaner, blue chrysotile asbestos, carrageenan, BHA, BHT, and natural flavorings.
Whor-Kester-shy-er
At a funeral
‘Can I say a word?’
‘Go ahead’
‘Plethora’
‘Thanks, that means a lot.’
How did he say it???
Web comic scholars argue to this day.
“Wash your sister”
Wish-tah-sheer is how everyone I know pronounces it. I’ve heard some English folks just pronounce it “wish-tah” but no one fucking likes Barry anyway.
It’s were-stir-sure where I’m from. English language is nonsense. Which is why so many English speakers are absolute bonkers. How can anyone be sane when the language they think in is insane?
ˈwʊstəʃɪə
Just stop doing rhotic accents yer bloody yanks
If you’re going to complain that not all the spelled letters are pronounced, you have absolutely no platform to stand on here.
wustashuh
close you got the Wusta. more like Wustahear.
forgot the s
wustashear
Isn’t that a city in Massachusetts?
Nah that’s just wustuh
Just stop adding extra sylables
wuss tear shear
Stick it on cheese toastie right off to stab sum manz innit
Wuss that over tear?
If you didn’t want the syllables, why have the letters for them?
Fuckin English words and just rejecting half the god damn letters in it. You complain about French, but look at you! You’ve done the same thing!
We already dropped plenty of letters from it; it used to be Weogorancaesterscir (probably “the country of the stronghold of the people of the bending river”).
Believe it or not the French are also to blame for this
What the heck accent is that meant to be when it’s at home?
It’s pronounced “wash your sister”
Zat’nik’tel
Zat gun for short.
Apparently both actors and effects and CGI crews hated it and its inconsistency.
Directors probably loved its ability to cover plot holes, though.
Bless you, very impressive sneeze
gerwundersniffel (that’s gesundheit in german)
Genau… hoffe es geht dir bald besser
gvd ik ken al geen Duits en dat was de meest verwarrende zin ooit om te lezen.
War-Chester-shire
If the Brits wanted it pronounced their way then they should’ve stopped adding so many fucking letters
This is how I would pronounce it so it’s definitely wrong.
Nope… Woostershu sauce.












