“tHe PrOgReSs hAs bEeN iNsAnE”
See this is where I’m like. For $9,000, you could have just purchased a Switch and a legit copy of OOT. Heck, you could get a vintage N64, old cart, and a CRT TV for less. What is this kid doon??
I’m a bit confused. Is this the OOT port Ship of Harkinian or a different port?
I don’t code anymore (broke my brain in the 1990s) but I’m fascinated by the multi-pass magical process that serious AI coders go through to turn vibecode into something robust, secure and functional.
Maybe when the industry isn’t run on petrol turbines, and depleting the water tables, I’ll give it a go.
If you think calling AI users “creators” is bad, then let me remind you it was normalized the moment people called
Steve Jobs the creator of Apple computers and the iPhoneEdison the creator of anything at all. Edison was the first archetypical techbro, and Steve Jobs was the first modern techbro.In my opinion, there is an important difference, though: The software that people “create” with Claude, ChatGPT or whatever could have been created by most competent and skilled software developers, i.e. nothing ground breaking or world changing has been created by people using Claude or ChatGPT (at least not as far as I know, please correct me if I am wrong). However, this is different with regards to the iPhone or the light bulb, they were truly historic and world changing “creations”.
As far as I am concerned, it doesn’t really matter if you were the true “creator” of a certain product, software or invention, as long as you manage to sort of market the product and convince other people of the value of said product or invention (and as long it holds actual value to people).
This has been going on for centuries. Scientists’ staff doing all the work of proving an idea. Same for physicians. Artists, also…a ton of people in their employ doing the actual art executing the artists’ ideas. The big name gets the glory while those under them hope to get noticed enough to go out on their own and repeat the process. These days it still happens, plus we have managers and CEO’s taking credit for the employees doing all the work of making something happen. Hell, I bet the guy that had the idea to build the Pyramids had hundreds of what constituted engineers and artisans of the day build the things and said “Look what I made!”
Speaking of, if you ever get to the Valley of the Kings in Egypt, make sure to check out the tombs of the craftsmen who actually built the tombs for the kings. They’re just outside the Valley of the Kings, arguably just as beautiful, and mostly ignored by tourists.
Pay to Develop , it’s not new thing, there are personal trainer and private doctor/physician too.
Comparing Claude to a personal trainer is not an adequate comparison.
The personal trainer doesn’t train for you, he or she teaches you movement patterns and educates you on proper form and maybe also on healthy dietary choices.
It’s more like if he was paying for a personal coding tutor, which Claude or ChatGPT can theoretically be as well, but that doesn’t seem to be what he did here.
i don’t compare them based on capability , but the fact both need some sort of payment so they are available for you, there are also free trial of course , at least once i think.
I mean idk this is like the perfect use of AI slop, what adult professional dev is gonna dedicate his life to emulating game systems? Let this kid with claude have at it.
Some random 14yo kid has 9k dollars to spend on Claude code. Fuck my life.
Subscriptions cover vastly more than an equivalent amount of API cost. $9k is probably just a few months of the $200/mo sub
I didn’t have $200/mo at that age either
By 15 I could earn $200/mo after school saying “you want fries with that?” into a microphone and running a cash register for a drive-thru, and that was at $3.35/hr minimum wage. In Florida minimum wage is $15/hr now, so $200/month is less than 2 4 hour after school or one 8 hour weekend shift a week, even after taxes.
The $9K figure, as I read the summary, is total spent by all contributors to the project, and if they manage to develop a full commercial quality port for under $100K they’ve beat what the industry players would spend on developer time for the same job by a wide margin.
Okay
The “developer” is claude the 14 yr old is just the stooge that paid 9000 dollars for it.
“Even a 14 year old shit coder can use AI to port a console game to PC”
Fuckai: Doesn’t look like anything to me
So the developer is Anthropic 🤷♂️ If I order some specific pizza, am I the cheff who made it?
the developer is Anthropic
More like the developers are the people whose code Anthropic stole
I mean, if you’re ordering Pepperoni, no…
If you’re ordering a pumpkin curry with sweet corn on feta/pesto base, and your friends don’t vomit when they try it, you just might be the cheff.
i just called out another “developer” for saying they made a program, and then said they had claude code it for them and all they did was “test” it. not a fucking developer if you didn’t write the fucking code. it’s like saying i just came back from a trip to Hawaii and all you did was look at pictures of Hawaii from google image search on your phone
My profile picture was commissioned. I gave the artist instructions, and I paid for their time. I’m still not a fucking artist. I am happy about the picture but I am under no delusions that I made it.
Slopbros are the complete opposite. They feel like they made something because they prompted it into existence. It’s sad, really. Everyone has the capacity to create things, yet people choose to outsource it to pattern completion models because thinking is too hard.
Thinking and experimenting how to best solve a problem is my favorite part about development. My proudest moments are from iterations on previous less-optimal solutions.
I once sat on a small team implementing a project start to finish. The initial work was really rushed, they wanted a functional MVP real fast, and in conjunction with that we got scope creep. What was initially planned to be a simple viewing application turned into us having to implement a data synchronisation system that would organise sync across hundreds of devices, various platforms, both in offices and several hundred metres underground, both on cellular and wifi.
It was a disaster. The initial sync priority system was hardcoded. I later revised it to automatically figure out the dependencies, and then a colleague optimised that algorithm.
My biggest triumph though was when trying to fix the size of each batch of data. Every so often some bit of data would be way too large and the system would shit itself. It was also woefully slow when someone sat on a 10 year old Samsung phone 800m underground. Production blockingly slow.
We came up with the idea to switch over to gRPC. Looking over the hastily thrown together API, I realised that they all did more or less the same thing. The data processing was different, but all the fetching worked the same way.
So I made it generic for real, and reduced 26 different APIs into ~6 lines of code.
We added a child-sized crank to the orphan crushing machine so they can help participate younger than ever!
So he is not a developer at all, just a slopmachine prompt writer.
To be fair, the kid is mostly likely tech savy.
The test is in the results - are people happy playing the port? If it “works for them” then, yeah, the kiddiez have done something worthwhile, at least to the happy players.
Does it matter if they wrote it in Rust, or C++, or Assembly, or english language prompts?
A sloperator
Rich kid uses parents’ money to hire a company to port the game
hire a company to port the game
Management potential. If they have negotiated / found a clear legal path to at least distribution - if not profit, they’re operating on a higher level than a lot of traditional businesses.
They are using the plagiarism machine to plagiarize a commercial product owned by the most litigious media empire on earth. But whatever
hire a company to port the game
That traditionally implies actual humans.
Anthropic is basically a SaaS provider, in this case selling access to their code generation tool. Like many large SaaS-providers, it’s deeply predatory, deceitful about the capabilities of their products, eager to sell promises it won’t keep to executives who won’t care in the hopes of locking them into using their mediocre platform and eventually charging enough to justify the insane amounts of debt they’re taking on.
So really, it’s more like the kid is using other people’s money to pay for a tool they don’t understand to do a job they’ve never worked in and gets hailed as a genius. They’ll make a great executive some day.
Sure, until next year or nexteryear or however long it takes to make or break a tradition
…or until the AI bubble pops…
A new way to look at vibe coding to point out that it isn’t coding.
It’s hiring a company. In the year 2012, you could email someone with a request for something you want made, and if you have money they’ll reply back over network the code you need.
AI companies just tightened that loop. You hired a company to write software for you. That doesn’t make you a developer or a programmer.
I’ve worked with overseas coders since 2012 - Claude is much easier to communicate with, faster and more responsive.
Yeah it’s more like offshoring.
It’s the difference between: wow this 14 year old developed a pc port for ocarina of time
Vs.
Wow this 14 year old spend money to develop a pc port for ocarina of time
Has he not heard of an emulator?
You can just play it on PC, no port needed
(Unless they mean the new one, in which case I’d say, don’t be a pussy and play the old version, getting soft locked in the water temple builds character)
My team has been trying for years to get apps for internal use and we have waited for IT to either buy or make something. One day I just said, “fuck it” and started building the tools we need. I’m not anywhere near done, but the team has started using them, and it’s increasing productivity.
So someone thanked me for coding the tools, and I said, “I’m not really coding. I’m more acting as a product manager. I gathered the requirements from the users, brought it to the developer team, and act as the go between.” I think that’s the best analogy. And like a product manager, I have to take on faith that the devs are doing what I ask without being stupid.
People say shit like this all the time, and it always irritates me.
“We built a house down south.” No you didn’t, you hired a contractor to build a house for you.
AI has certainly made it worse, though. I keep having conversations with people where “I’m writing a novel” somehow turns into “I’m having ChatGPT write me a novel.”
I have an entirely free LLM I regularly run locally on my SteamDeck. I didnt sign a contract for anything, I just downloaded it.
I could power the Deck running the LLM indefinately with maybe $300 worth of solar panels and a camping grade power station.
Now it ain’t nearly as fast as hooking in to an LLM thats being run on a data center, but that’s tool use, not contracting an outside firm.
We can democratize this technology if we want to, we do not have to rely on environmentally destructive, oligarch enriching cloud computing.
Could I ask what model you use locally? I’ve got a bunch of computers and vijia cards and would love to experiment with a local model. I’ve never used the subscription models, but I’d love to play around with something secure and private!
Bazzite -> LM Studio (installed via BoldBrew)
Uh what… model am i on now lol… hold on…
Qwen 3.5 9B DeepSeek v4 Flash by ‘Jackrong’
But yeah generally, Qwen 3 / Qwen 3.5 type models, will work reasonably well and reasonably fast, at 4B or 2B. 9B works if you close basically everything other than LM Studio lol, or, this latest DeepSeek v4 Flash variant is considerably more performant than just standard Qwen 3.5 9B.
But yeah the way Bazzite does LM Studio via BoldBrew, it is at least theoretically reasonably containerized and isolated… not even gonna pretend I am competent enough to give any guarantees there, but also, I don’t think anyone is capable of saying anything LLM related is 100% certainly correctly understood.
Oh uh, yeah, you’re gonna wanna be docked/plugged in to a power source, if you want more than …idk, 0.5 to 1.5 hrs of battery life while the LLM is actively working on something.
Thank you so much for your detailed response! My user tag I don’t remember setting for you proves correct again!
I never ended up picking up a steam deck cuz I don’t leave the house, so I’ll be using a desktop with maybe a 1070 or 2070s maybe? I’ve never tried Bazzite but I’ve got a bunch of different distros on various machines at home. I’ll throw Bazzite on my Medicat drive. Thank you so much again!
YMMV with other hardware, I genuinely have no clue rofl!
Maybe start with 2B… try to work up from there?
Maybe Nvidia cards are just… better generally, due to generally better CUDA support for LLMs than ROCm?
I have no idea!
The Deck uses an AMD APU, RDNA 2, shared LPDDR5 RAM… so… yeah i have no idea how to translate that to a more standard PC set up, in terms of performance expectations. Tooooo many variables.
That sounds like a cool setup, what kinda stuff do you use it for?
See my reply to Rai’s comment!
=D
Slippity sloppity
But it’s also used by actual programmers with strong credentials who seem to actually use them intelligently (e.g Torvalds) which muddies the water a lot for the general public, and allows these people who are basically the programming version of a script kiddie (leveraging powerful tools they barely understand to accomplish things that look impressive on a surface level, and then misrepresenting the results).
