They should do this, but have it be actual backyard wrestling. I wanna see Zuck put Elon through a folding table covered in thumbtacks
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It takes a special kind of person to make Zuc seem rational or even human.
You mean this ridiculous freakshow fight that had no chance of happening has been a ruse for attention all along?!
I hate them both
Lmao what a weenie
idk if zucc has a chance. ive heard elon created a new fighting style he calls “tesla style”. using this style he becomes unpredictably explosive and doesnt know when to stop
Critical Support for Musk spontaneously combusting and taking Zuck out with him
He runs in into a wall and immediately catches on fire
His bowels become unpredictably explosive and dont know when to stop
Begrudging acceptance of the more palatable Billionaire is close to the microcosm of the political reality in the US (and the West).
I don’t like Bill Gates, but at least he is no Zuckerberg. I don’t like Zuckerberg, but at least he is no Elon Musk.
I don’t like Biden, but at least he is no Trump. I don’t like Trump, but at least he is no De Santis.
Ad infinitum while the bar gets lower and lower.
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With a single concerned phone call he made sure covid vaccines don’t become open source.
And we just kind of forgot for a few decades while Steve Jobs was being annoying
Jesus this is so accurate
Gotta love that FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY that brought us to this point amirite
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billionaires aren’t real
Not for long inshallah.
You keep chosing the lesser evil and you end up with the most evil imaginable
How does he manage to be 100% right but still sound like a piss baby
terminal nerdistry. the prognosis was terminal but the motherfucker made a billion bucks so he’s cheated the gods out of their rightful swirlys
he will suffer in tartaros though, when his unnaturally preserved life ends
Post was edited by a PR person with a PhD in Linguistics to make Zuck appear as non-offensive and professional as possible
Zukerberg is a copy of a human being made by linkedin users
jesus how do you lose so badly you make zuck seem mildly cool
or more realistically zuck’s human pr team
The most “charitable” thing these soulless husks could do is jump into a swimming pool with pockets full of cesium.
Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.
FATALITY! Zuck unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole
everyone been acting like Zucc is Cyrax this whole time when he was Reptile smdh
like an iguana eating a fly.
Speaking of, anyone remember that picture of Bezos eating a whole fucking lizard?
Got it right here
The thing you would definitely do to make yourself look like a normal human being
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i mean this isn’t the first time the richest chuds in the world are fighting each other. Pompeii and Caesar and Crassus all fought each other after all.
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“advancement” and “progress” are shams. we’re the same apes we always have been.
That is a lib ass take, fam. We don’t do historical materialism by squinting real hard and sorting the shapes into bouba and kiki
I’m making a joke
“advancement” and “progress” are shams. we’re the same apes we always have been.
Leftism is about the belief that nothing changes and nothing can get worse or possibly better. The more one believes that, the more leftist it is.
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An alternative would’ve been to say “Yes” and just put a ton of cameras and an audience into the backyard as well as a dozen drones or so.
Even a ‘training’ match would have been hilarious.
If nothing else we got that video of musk lifting a 5 pounds while the board mock cheers him with musk not realizing he’s being made fun of
link?
I don’t know what is real anymore. Surely this can’t be real?
It sounds perfectly Musk, so I’m gonna assume it is.
This is what I’m talking about
https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/elon-musk-goes-live-lifts-weights-in-bizarre-video/456972He’s just so epic
I just feels wrong to be cheering Zuckerberg but musk is just so unlikable right now that Zuckerberg seems somewhat better in comparison even though he really isn’t
I saw a comment the other day that was something like “the best outcome would be Zuck beating Musk to death and then stepping on a banana peel and cracking his skull open” lol.
I couldn’t agree more.
Double death throat punch🤣 if this was reddit I would be receiving a warning for wishing harm on them
uh, looks like in the video he’s effortlessly (not actually curling, but seems very capable of) curling a 45.
is that a trivial amount for the salt-of-the-earth, midwestern stalk?
Yes a didn’t give the giga chad the respect he and Olympian god body deserves 👏 🙌
musk is enough of a fucking freak without you weirdly editorializing some video through the lenses of pure resentment, is all.
but keep lifting and drinking your milk champ, i’m sure you’ll get out of that Podunk town in no time.
be nice to our guests
Leave MMA to the pros: youtubers.
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This looks like the boxart on the cover of a gay porn movie lmao
