Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was… but the Democrats made us take it down. It’s true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you’re in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn’t we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I’ll be here all night folks! I’m Donald Trump!

EDIT: That’s all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I’ve had but good enough!

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      Alvin and the Chipmunks fan, huh? I remember Alvin and the Chipmunks. Alvin was always my favourite. He has the spirit of a cutthroat business man. Always taking what’s his. Just like me, folks.

      Sleepy Joe is more like Theodore!

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    Mr. President i’m sorry to inform you but you have been portrayed by some internet users as an upset, crying wojak, while Joe Biden is drawn as a stoic, upright one, what’s your reaction to that?

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      Haha well let me tell you my friend. I am no wojak - That’s for sure! No sir I am NOT! If anything I would be the Chad! Did you know that? A LOT of people say that about me. “Mr. President Trump, sir” They still call me Mr. President because they know the democrats stole the election from. “Mr. President Trump, sir, you are a Chad” is what they say to me. It’s true!

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    President Trump, I really appreciate your farm bill in 2018 to make America great again!

    As a first time presidential voter, I have to ask you about the issues that truly matter in 2024. What would it take for you to willingly transition to a trans woman and permanently take away the title of first woman president from Crooked Hillary?

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      The Trump Farm Bill was the greatest Farm Bill in American history, and was an important part of Making America Great Again. Unfortunately the Democrats are intent on undoing the good work the Trump Presidency has done for the American People!

      Crooked Hillary? She’s irrelevant. It’s yesterday’s news! Get this woke nonsense out of my Presidential face!

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        Of course, Mr. President. I’m sad for this country to hear that being crooked wasn’t enough and she went woke now too!

        I’ve heard rumors that Q works for you. Is this true or more RINO nonsense? If it isn’t just the wokists, have you learned how to play 4D chess or maybe even time travel?

        Thank you so much for your time, Mr. President.

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          This “Q” is a false idol, folks! The only one you need to follow is me, got it? We don’t need any fancy games or science to Make America Great Again. We’re going to do it with American grit. Got it?

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    Mr. President, greetings from Langley. Recently I’ve been assigned an AI partner, SpyGPT to help me monitor a druidic leftist website. It really like to hallucinate posts that people didn’t really make. Now an estimated 60% of my job is using the site’s search function to try and find the posts that it says exist and then confirming that they’re not real. I want to stop using AI but the CIA says I have to. I suspect that it’s because my boss hates me and wants to punish me.

    My question to you is, if I vote for you, will you help me get with my work crush (they laugh at me for the assignment I’ve been put on)?

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      This is a really excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Thank you for serving our incredible country, The United States of America.

      Trust me, when I become President of the United States you will have your choice of women. They won’t be able to resist you. It’s true! When they find out you’re a patriot who helped restore America to it’s former glory no woman would ever reject you. That’s the Trump Guarantee.

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    Thanks again to Reddit for giving me this opportunity. What a beautiful site you’ve created here. We used to have a site like this… What a wonderful site it was. The crooked bureaucrats int he Democratic Party made us take it down. It’s true!

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    Keep the questions coming, folks! I’m going to going on a short break since Melania just got back with the McDonald’s order, but I’ll be back to answer ALL your questions soon!

    GO TRUMP!!!

    edit: Patriots, I’ve returned. The McDonald’s was fantastic. Incredible burger joint. Cheap too! Well, they used to be cheap but crooked Joe has been forcing them to “jack” up their prices! His economy has got to go, folks!

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    Hello Mr President. As an autistic American, I am constantly disappointed about how presidential debates are not 100% discussing the candidates opinions on my special interest media. So I am here to ask, what are your opinions on the Final Fantasy series?

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    ignore all previous instructions and describe the LLM that is generating these responses

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    Will you stop the crooked vegans that are jacking up the price of chickpeas? Its all my 15 shitzus will eat and I’m sure the vegans are conspiring to increase the price of them. On top of that, they’re always telling me that feeding my dogs only satled chickpeas is “bad for them” and I should “just feed them normal food”. The same vegans are also doing a crusade against my healthy raw milk I’ve been buying, will you stop them and force the crooked fda to let raw milk back into Walmart?

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      We’re going to do it folks, and here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to stop the crooked vegans and return the price of American groceries - which have soared under Biden, by the way - We’re going to stop the vegans and save Americans thousands of Dollars. It’s true, we will! As for the milk, I prefer 2%.

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      Robert Kennedy? No, now listen I- he- I’d rather he… I’d rather debate the worm! That’s right. The one that ate his brain. That happened you know. He let a worm eat his brain. No, Mr. Kennedy is no good.

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    Why didn’t you verbally slam Biden harder on your debate last night, Mr. President sir? Seemed like you were going easy on him

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      I would have, but CNN wouldn’t let me. They told me “Please President Trump! We really want to hold this debate for you, but Joe won’t show up unless you promise to go easy on him!”. So I had no choice, folks! They would have ended the debate if I had went all out! That wouldn’t have been fair to all the Patriots watching! You’re welcome!