10 whole seconds? that’s some goku shit
1 like and ill open the jar in the skreets
Pay up.
next time on dragon ball z!
frieza has given us 5 minutes before the planet blows up, it will take 20 episodes
the partner and i both tried it.
i guess one has to not have been smoking/vaping through those twenty episodes
the ambulance is on the way
They fully spec the buff duration increase and put more in Endurance stats.
My thought exactly. “Oh shit…DBZ was right…”
Pffft, when things go wrong with my computer I can swear for an hour straight trying to solve the problem. And then continue after a break.
How is F*CK even pronounced?
Will it still work if I yell Fuck instead?
Fasteriskck
Any vowel is permitted - so fack, feck, fick, fock, fuck and controversially fyck are all valid.
[Edit] International readers should feel free to say fåck, fæck, féck, fîck, fõck, fœck, fück etc
Fあck
Fwck
Maybe it’s just RegEx. 0 or more "F"s allowed. e.g. CK, FCK, FFCK, …
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+1 shitty superpower ideas
I should really start writing them down at this point.One Punch Man but it’s all C-class
It’s not shitty if it stacks. 9% with super saiyan or All Might multipliers is a lot.
I wonder if it’s really the swearing. It would be interesting to compare to nonverbal grunting or groaning around the same intensity. Something similarly emotive and forceful but without the underlying language meaning.
The root is heightened aggression/anger levels i would guess. Same thing with boxers and power lifters slapping the shit out of themselves before a fight/competition. Anything that gets your blood pumping and adrenaline levels up.
I would hope the ‘neutral word’ was said at the same volume/rate/tone. Otherwise, yeah, it would definitely be a factor. Just like we can make ourselves angry with our thoughts, there must be a large difference in adrenaline released depending on how you emote.
It’s been observed that swearwords engage particular parts of the brain aside from the speech centers, and influence emotions pretty much on the hardware level. Which is probably related to how all the ‘motherfuckers’ help Samuel L. Jackson not stutter.
It could even be related to breathing. In karate exhalation breath work is important as part of a strike or kick for a number of reasons including maximizing force.
Made me think of tennis players. The sounds may really increase their power.
It’s called a kiai…
I think they used “neutral word” to determine the baseline
This would be a placebo, no?
“FUUUCK!”
$java -jar app.jar
My thoughts exactly.
My other thoughts were, every time I see corporate BS in my company am I better off ignoring or swearing.
Now I have inspiration for what to do.
The science behind all this is pretty simple honestly.
When you shout you have to inhale first, and that act of inhaling gives you a burst of muscle power. But when you also combine that with a loud exclamation or a shout or curse, you actually startle yourself on some level. Your brain listens to you, always remember that. So when your brain hears you shout or scream, it drops everything and goes into survival mode. IE: a burst of adrenaline.
When you combine adrenaline and oxygen you can do almost super-human things like smash cinderblocks with your bare hands and lift cars off trapped people.
If you want to try charging your muscles for something strenuous like opening a tight jar lid, you can skip the cursing and shouting and just take three deep breaths, and on the last breath draw it in as fast and hard as you can and hold it for a moment as you try to exert the force, it will feel astonishingly easier.
This guy breaths!
This is literally chaos magic
It’s taunting magic cast on self
This is like a special moveset of self-buffs for a brawny no-magic character in a JRPG
I remember a Mythbusters episode where they proved that cursing also helps alleviate pain.
Curse 24/7 and you’re basically a superhero
Profanity Man to the rescue!
Imagine the jar you can’t open is the swear jar and you yell out FUCK and put a dollar through the slot and try to open it and then yell FUUUUUUCK and then put in another dollar…
The payoff will be HUGE, especially as you keep adding 10% grip strength with every swear.
Assuming an initial grip strength of 100kg[0]:
- After 10 swears, you’ve more than doubled your initial strength (100 * (1.1^10) kg = 260kg)
- After 20 swears, you’re gripping a grand piano
- After 50 swears, you’re gripping a fully grown adult African elephant
- After 100 swears, you’re gripping the Statue of Liberty
- After 500 swears, you’re gripping the planet Mercury
how many swears for freddie mercury
I’m sorry, I’m a Celsius man.
how many swears for celsius mercury
So it boosts STR, does it also boost INT? Maybe it debuffs WIS?
It boosts DEX and STR for your next fight action and/or gives a +1 to your next saving throw, but only if you’re at least two levels in Barbarian.
Also exhale just as you do it. 👍 Learned that the other day from that maths professor whose name escapes me just now. Redhead, adorable, red nails always. YouTube, Instagram, she’s on all of it.
It’s part of ki. Uniting your breath and your movements is actually huge - the other part is moving your muscle groups in unison
The two things combined give you an absurd effective strength multiplier
Ki?
It’s more specific than that in this case. Here’s the short.
Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
swearing is also a painkiller
