The correct answer is, could I get you something else instead? Homies don’t let homies dehydrate.
not that most alcoholic drinks hydrate you
Actually I’d argue most of them might do, as beer or cider (&other <5% drinks) might be a majority volume of things drank.
Perhaps. I wouldn’t put money on it.
Not that theyre best for hydrating, but you wouldn’t die of thirst with beer. The diuretic effect is nowhere near the same as with 50% alcohol. It wouldn’t be good for you in the long run but you’d survive.
Also there was a study showing that 1beer then water hydration was more efficient at hydration than just plain water. But that’s only one beer.
Then why do I have to piss so bad after 5 beers?
they don’t hydrate precisely because they make you piss them out, when you kidneys detect the alcohol they go extra turbo mode and filtrate more than usual which consumes all the water that you got from drinking the beer
How often do you drink that much fluid in that short time
The same thing goes for preeeetty much everything else, but I particularly hate peer pressure for addictive substances.
Just one meme bro, trust me
or butt stuff
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No I get butt pressured to do peer stuff
I would argue that “okay, there’s tea, coffee, juice, and soft drinks [point to various places] if you’d prefer them” is also a valid response.
Excuse me, but complicated non-apcoholic drinks do exist.
Point them to the house chai if the turn down eggnog. Or a fancy lemonade-based herbal drink. Maybe a milkshake. Spiced nonalcoholic cider. Plus the cabinet where you keep the good drugs.
Just because someone doesn’t want to get drunk doesn’t mean they don’t want to get stoned or trip.
what about water?
Correct response is still “okay”
tap, or you want that fancy shit?
Absolutely 100% this. Drinking or not drinking is a choice. There is no excuse to hector someone into drinking just as there is no excuse to hector someone into not drinking (barring excess drinking, drinking & driving, etc. obviously).
Remember: never accept any drink alcoholic or not if you’re in a party and cant 100% trust everyone there, even if you trust the person giving you the drink someone else might have slipped something in
remember alcoholism is a disease, best cure is prevention at all cost
Yup, if the people you trust give you alcohol after you explicitly tell them not to they are not your friends and do not trust them
Same goes for pretty much any other food item. Noone has to explain their medical history or just likes/dislikes to you. Obviously the problem is way more prevalent with alcohol, because somehow “I don’t like tomatoes” is totally fine, but “I don’t like alcohol” is entirely unacceptable.
Edit: Removed - failed to read rules. Sorry.
