Chuck Berry when the woman wailed
she’s a hack and a psychopath 💪😍
No more calls, please. We have a winner!
“One and one and one is three”
Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds
I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black
It’s a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah, you’re wack cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say, “Karate pencil case” and put it on tapeholy moly that was a blast from the good-internet-past
MC fatigue! Yeah that’s me every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep 😴
Lennon, his acid dropped
Wait I can do better
Lucy, her sky diamonded
Always, no sometimes, think it’s me
But you know, I know when it’s a dream
I think I know, I mean a yes
But it’s all wrong
That is, I think I disagree
Bang, bang, Mak’zel’s silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang. Mak’zel’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
Leary, with the failed camapign!
Sokath, his eyes closed.
When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros
Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate
Reading, writing, arithmetic my favorite? Mathematics
Marked my paper more than average
You bastard rappers you should go play in traffic
The way I ball, I could’ve played for Toronto Raptors
Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears
So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce
91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?
Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish
Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets
Your girlfriend’s vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna
She duct taped me to the dumpster
Otherwise I woulda left sooner
John and Mark at Central Park.
Boomers hear this shit and go
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Boomers, use words.
Millennial here, this line still lives rent free in my head. That shit is legitimately good as a lyric because of it lol
