Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he’s just a time travelling hobo essentially
Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy
Look at me. I’m the Taskmaster now
Hedge knight… fuck
A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!
Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back
Saving mankind from the Goa’ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.
I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.
Thats even better then winning the lottery!!
So… I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I’m good at cooking but since my ability doesn’t involve fighting, I got expelled from the “hero party”. Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.
It’s not a bad way of life I must say.
A cop…. Fuck.
Woohoo! I’m a delivery boy!
Cryo-unfrozen policeman
Bojack Horseman.
So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life… Well at least I will get paid for it now.
Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.
Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.






