• silt_haddock@lemmy.world
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    Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

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    Saving mankind from the Goa’ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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    I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.

    Thats even better then winning the lottery!!

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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    So… I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I’m good at cooking but since my ability doesn’t involve fighting, I got expelled from the “hero party”. Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

    It’s not a bad way of life I must say.

  • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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    Bojack Horseman.

    So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life… Well at least I will get paid for it now.

  • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.