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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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    15 hours ago

    Usually

  • T4V0@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Usually?

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      He said he is good. Not a fiend. It’s like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 hours ago

      Nobody’s perfect

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        Snowbunny’s perfect

        • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          14 hours ago

          Pobody’s nerfect!

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      He’s not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he’s drunk and it’s right there on a stripper’s ass crack he’s not going to just pass on principles.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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        How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?

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          Guess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don’t smoke it.

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          PRACTICE!

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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            I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.

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      That’s basically the entire joke here

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        Yeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.

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        Unlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere

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          She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.

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      Usually.

    • DerEnder@lemmus.org
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      Crack? No.

      Bong? Yes.

      You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.

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      Crack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn’t always say no.

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      Only on special occasions.

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    Crack pipes are straight, they’re smoking meth.

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    I really like the “usually” in this.

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    NNUT TO CRACK

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      NACORN

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    Crack is for special occasions.

    Please use responsibly /s

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    Frequently declines booger sugar.

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    Since when does beetlemoses make havanja comics?

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