I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.

Even in a shitpost community.

Yes.

How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?

She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.

Who doesn’t dream of a battalion of oiled up hairless twunks ready to go at a moment’s notice?

Maybe the bike lanes are nazis too.

Why do you paint monthly?

Can you send me the link?

Oh man I always loved scene girls and when you’re done with them you just leave a razor out and they take care of themselves!

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/lemmy-deep-lighthouse/

It’s not organic.

Mine are rancid but my wife’s are heavenly.

Unless she’s eating cabbage.

That looks amazing.

Leftists are the political equivalent of the detroit lions.

Like technically they have a chance to win the super bowl but first they have to play a game in there.

I can’t wait to vote for Gavin Newsom as president.

Next they’re all going to have to get plastic surgery.