The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 days agoCool Squirrellemmy.worldimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1500arrow-down17
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minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·6 days agoHe’s not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he’s drunk and it’s right there on a stripper’s ass crack he’s not going to just pass on principles.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoHow the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoI’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoGuess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don’t smoke it.
minus-squaremetallic_substance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·6 days agoThat’s basically the entire joke here
minus-squarePlastic_Ramses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·6 days agoUnlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·5 days agoShe’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
minus-squarealmost_genocide@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoYeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.
minus-squareDerEnder@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 days agoCrack? No. Bong? Yes. You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoCrack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn’t always say no.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoHe said he is good. Not a fiend. It’s like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn
Usually?
Nobody’s perfect
Snowbunny’s perfect
Pobody’s nerfect!
Usually.
He’s not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he’s drunk and it’s right there on a stripper’s ass crack he’s not going to just pass on principles.
How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?
PRACTICE!
I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.
Guess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don’t smoke it.
That’s basically the entire joke here
Unlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere
She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
Yeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.
Crack? No.
Bong? Yes.
You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.
Crack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn’t always say no.
Only on special occasions.
He said he is good. Not a fiend. It’s like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn