Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she’s dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
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I still can’t get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus’ fursona
I cave, wtf is this?
Narnia
Fantastic 😍!
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
Alis in wonder land?
yes :3
*psychedelic fantasies
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
It’s a snake!!!
*ekans
We don’t need no stinking badges!
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
Answer
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
😂😂😂
My money was on the lorax but this is brilliant
Old man’s wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.
And a dog!
Oof, that is right and makes it even weirder.
Is this Up?
Yes!
That was a horrible way to describe it. Holy moly! Good job :D
What is up?
Not much. What’s up with you?
What is, im trapped in a game of jeopardy 😧
Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.
spoiler
Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔
I think so. The movie was great. James Gandolfini.
Sounds like it! :)
A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.
Binding Nemo
Which book is this?
The Rainbow Fish.
Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.
You can do better than that.
Capitalist CEO lures children into his factory in order to get them to perform child labour, and kills the weak ones.
just to watch them die
Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.
spoiler
Home Alone 2
That’s not a children’s book though I still appreciate the joke.
in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer–putting his household at risk of starvation–by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment’s devious plan? No. No, he won’t.
As they slowly lose consciousness, a child says goodbye to stars, light, food, and all of existence, everywhere.
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
…by using a derailed train to sink a boat so that his victim will be forced to submit due to shock at the level of carnage and destruction, combined with the effects of drowning
Child says their goodbyes as the moon approaches
Is it Zelda?
Goodnight, Moon
But I was thinking of the Zelda moon haha
