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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

And it's not unsettling at all

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And it's not unsettling at all

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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    Is Lemmy okay with AI shitposts now?

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Gimme that beak life for crushing seeds and nuts

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    Until you break a tooth and you suddenly have 50% fewer intact teeth.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    In the gaps are sharp corners that help you incise food.

    Also, yeah, if one breaks or goes foul, extraction isn’t as difficult.

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      some shark have teeth like that, but they have the ability to regenerate the whole set at once. or like rodents or rabbits that keep growing, so you almost never get cavaties anyways, as its also reinforced.

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    I want to kiss them. What does it feel like? If the teeth look like that the tongue is probably different too.

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      You mean the 32 tongue strips?

      Unless she had her wisdom tongues removed.

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        This is the info I need to know!

        Is it good to kiss? Is it bad to kiss?

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          Can she use one of them to sound me while the others wrap around my balls to hold me in place?

          • Mike D@piefed.social
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            I was holding back on the horny posting because I’ve had a few beers.

            YES!!!

            Can one of those tongues reach my ass?

            So many questions, so few answers.

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    How about 1 big hair follicle? Everybody gets to choose where theirs grows from 😆

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      Youd be a unicorn.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      I had one like this in my beard once, it felt like 4 fused together. It was actually quite painful, both before and after extraction.

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        I have these quite often and have to pull them out. Feel like those are connecting straight to the nerve endings

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      that is basically what a horn is

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    Imagine how unsettling 32 badly organized teeth would look if you were used to this.

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    Yeah, single point of failure seems like a great idea, Jesus nut my mouth!

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      Also

      • the shape of our various teeth serve important purposes
      • teeth move slightly when you bite and chew in order to compensate for the forces
      • teeth move around as your jaw changes shape when growing up
      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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        Thanks, Erica.

      • funkë (they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Not mine - I was in a skateboarding accident now my teeth are screwed into my jaw 😛

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          You fucked your teeth and now you’re screwed?

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      My teeth are itchy now.

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        Scratch them against each other

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      are you asking for Jesus to nut in your mouth? or is there a nut called a Jesus nut that you want to eat. like does it yell out daddy while you eat it?

      either way pretty commandy for the chrizzy.

      also, a Jesus nut could be considered the second coming.

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        If you want a Jesus-nut you’re gonna have to find yourself a helicopter.

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      Came to say, I’ll keep the modular design thanks much.

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      Yeah but no more flossing. It’s a tradeoff.

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      If you only have a single point of failure, then you know where the failure will occur, thus rendering preventive measures easier

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    Looks like onion slices.

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    Why is this so gross to me?

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    TECHNICALLY some animals have these, but aren’t they pretty much only for crushing hard shit or something like that? Also for non-vegan diets it’s a bit of an horror story, no? As we have various teeth for various parts of eating like cutting, ripping and grinding.

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      Yes, birds have this, minus the lips. Usually.

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      It’s basically a break

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      turtle 🐢

      also, I saw a gopher tortoise at my neighborhoods park yesterday. I love turtles, shame I don’t see more of them 😞

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    This is a dentist’s nightmare.

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      Imagine getting that sucker pulled!

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        I had 12 pulled in total (baby teeth and molars)

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    It’s called a beak.

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