I usually just ‘shhhhhh’ them
In germany some real life examples are:
- "aufwischen! ": get a mop
- "stirb leise! ": die qietly
“Ew what was that? Do you do that all the time? I’ve never seen anyone do that before.”
“Sneezing is not normal. I never sneeze.”
I usually just look at them sternly and shush them 🤫 ssshhhhh!
Gazebo
You get one blessing. Multiple sneezes are a scam for more blessings. If I keep blessing you, what’s your incentive to ever stop sneezing?
Sometimes, just to shake it up, I say “fuck you” or “go to hell.”
You are so good lookin’
I like to say, “I completely agree.” and, to someone else, “They’ve got a point.”
I usually go with either “don’t say shit like that to me” or “fuck’d you say bout my momma?”
Are you Garfield?
“Couldn’t have said it better myself” for me.
I use all of the above, but sometimes mix it up with “are you sure?” or “I’m not sure I agree with that”
AH-choo!
“Are you sure I agree with that?”
“This one would bless you, but you don’t want the attention of these ones gods~.”
“Can you spell that?”
“I know, right?”
“Seconded!”
Sell me this bible
This bible was vibecoded on the blockchain.
“Shut the fuck up.”
honestly, these all have the same vibe as “bless you”
