the one good bit he was doing this election was “Elon please keep glazing me from the proverbial cuck chair I will ruin your business and you will say thank you sir, thank you sir” and he’s so underwater that he caved and is now back on Twitter. He’s not even shitposting, he’s electioneering. It’s never been more over
It’s insane how basically Biden’s unpopularity was the thing propping Trump up.
Biden did the classic dipshit move of thinking you can just “ride it out” by never doing any at all… oh, except wars. We can fund the fuck out of two major conflicts. But even half-measuring with a huge portion of the base of voters/population generally? Nah. Best I can do is a drop in the bucket towards what is required to begin to force the US off fossil fuels. Make asylum and immigration overall easier and without the abhorrent threats of deportation for simply existing? Nah. How about we… build a beautiful wall! Someone once said that. Must’ve been a bright man! Healthcare? Hey, buddy. I already solved that with my friend Barrack! What are you kids complaining about?
Now Kamala is benefiting from clown 1 and clown 2 having proven they’re fully in the tank for mass murder and nothing good. People are literally like “welp, she’s different, holy fuck please god do something! And no not another war!”
Dems watched republicans never get held accountable for anything they do by their base and thought they could do the same thing.
The difference is that the right actually does what their base wants even if it’s fucking stupid. The right forgives Trump because he’s doing exactly what they want and missing off liberals.
Drms thought they could achieve the same results except instead of doing what their base wants they lecture their base that they don’t understand how politics works and why nominating the crypt keeper is the smart political move.
And vice-versa. Two sides of the same old white guy coin.
Call me crazy but I don’t think its that weird that the democratic candidate being a barely sentient clearly incoherent geriatric was a benefit to the republican candidate.
He’s getting out-posted by Literally The Democrats. He’s all out of juice, just a desiccated husk of a poster
We’ll always have Diet Coke and “It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there”
“I’ll still keep drinking that garbage” will always be my favorite.
That was peak shitposting, right there.
Wishing the haters and losers a good 9/11 is up there
Like many of his posts, he didn’t write this. It’s coherent and contains no ranting tangents.
If this were a real post from him he’d capitalize, at the very least, Nation, President, and Border.
Exactly, I think his posting power was probably always mostly shit but he either fired or lost his power poster. Sad.
You really need to go back to well before 2016, when Trump was definitely tweeting his own shit and it was 95% celebrity gossip about who’s dating who
I think I’ll just take your word for it.
It’s pretty funny stuff in retrospect.
New conspiracy theory: he had a groyper ghostwriting his posts, and that groyper was the attempted assassin; this got hurriedly covered up because they decided it would be embarrassing for him if it came out his post writer was a bad shot.
Oooh! This is a good one.
His son Barron set up the meeting with Adin Ross. Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump shows his phone to Barron and asks “is this a funny wojak?”
No way a PR team wrote “I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL”
Do you think Pokémon Go To the Polls was off the cuff too?
That line isn’t so bad, all things considered.
I don’t think so. Before that there were a series of memes calling her a tryhard appealing to the youth. I don’t remember if she nae nae’d and whiped on Ellen before or after the Pokemon speech, but yeah, the zeitgeist was calling her old and her advisors likely leaned into it.
Yeah, I’m just saying advisors and PR teams make dumbass mistakes too.
I can’t believe this is what he posts when he comes back to twitter. what a fucking dweeb.
Truth social just died lol
Wasn’t he the only guy to use it?
Him and anyone else that was too right wing for even post-musk Twitter
Just the absolute most horrific mutants
Truth Social is about to merge into Le Epic X, isn’t it?
interesting but i dunno if possible scenario: elon uses some of his newly liberated tesla cash to buy up truth’s penny stock, effectively handing funds directly to trump and securing a migration of users/merger of the networks
he posted about it on his burner account i think
Pictured: The sauce leaving Trump’s body
it’s giving me a lot of joy to see his posting decline so precipitously what a dork. what a buffoon
it’s giving me a lot of joy to see his posting decline so precipitously what a dork. what a buffoon
Low energy. SAD!
When MAGA sends their tweets, they aren’t sending their best.
The sad thing is that they are sending their best, and this is all they have.
Yea he is losing for sure, musk probably begged so he would post but its still an L
Would be very funny if chuds do jan 6 part 2 after the election
Elon told him he’d let him do an interview that he got to edit before releasing to stop the bleeding but he has to rejoin Twitter in exchange lmao.
Also it would be hilarious to see them attempt Jan 6 part 2 when there isn’t somebody actively running interfearance on the national guard for them.
Maybe this makes me a bad socialist but i really wouldnt mind seeing national guardsman light up a crowd of hogs on the national mall.
Me when the power of the fascist, militarized state is unleashed upon the left:
Me when the power of the fascist, militarized state is unleashed upon the right:
When the death cult kills death cultists
Look they’re gonna shoot somebody I’m not gonna be that upset if they happen to be pointing at other fash for a change.
I’d prefer they not exist at all but if we’re working within existing frameworks… meh fuck em.
Would be very funny if chuds do jan 6 part 2 after the election
Watch it be just as low energy as Trump now
The chuds at work think he’ll reign in rents somehow. Probably immigration stuff, though I’m sure Trump as a landlord has low interest in that
Damn, he’s really low energy nowadays. Sad.
Trump has to have the sauce every time otherwise he’s low energy, kamala just needs to make a coherent sentence once and shes serving brat.
The world’s not fair, people. Many are saying this.
I don’t think he’s ever been drier than this, you hate to see it
Trump back on Twitter, lets fucking goooooooo
“AFFORDABLE”
What? Is that a thing he’s actually promising? Wouldn’t that fall under his very liberal use of the word communism?
Not if it benefits the right people
Stoping these wars (dillution of dollar value), ending sanctions (they’re a form of manufactured scarcity), and cutting interest rates (amount it costs to borrow) will slow the bleeding. Those are things an administration can do.
