I hope this is corny enough for y’all
This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other
Like persephone playing a saxophone.
Penelope rhymes with antelope!
Just like Zeus and Odysseus!
Or Socrates and Testicles!
Pretty sure that’s the point
Or both!
Chistotle on Arispotle?
I thought that was part of the joke
Like not even close mispronounce.
What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)
Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay
Well, there isn’t an ‘é’ at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode
Aristotle on the Chipotle?
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Marble bust with a burrito lust?
Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.
it’s aristotle (pronounced aristotle)
Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.
I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle
‘Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle’
By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation
No way in hell I’m pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle
You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?
A-rizz-totely or no dice
I get it now!
Hint: its not an emperor
That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts
You can tell by the beard.
So-crates!
No he’s over at Wendy’s
Or Applebees
Santa in a burrito!
Chip-pot-el
Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad
Ceaser?
Aristoteles on Chipotle?
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chipotle on my plat-o
clint eastwood on fast food?
