“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
Better Nate than lever
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
Still remember the time my dad called me demanding 40 minutes of his life back
Quick reader, that man
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
A pink slipper
What’s brown and sticky?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
The Pope looks up and says, “You fuckers are my kind of people.”
Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
Orange you glad
Because the light was on.
You know, I like the way you tell it better
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
So the pharmacist says, “I’ve got just the thing to stop that coffin!”
“Grandma… so that’s how you died…”
You’re a real mean drunk, Superman.
He sh*t in my pants too!
punches you in the face
…you asked for a punchline, don’t be mad at me
Now we just need a line.
may I present:
It’s the cobblestones.
