Canyonero! (Unexplained fires are matters for the courts)
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams! She’s a squirrel-squashin’, deer smackin’ drivin’ machine!
Smells like a steak and seats 35!
The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
“Remember: There is no society—only you and the freedom to do what you want.”
Don’t forget the LED headlights that outshine kilonovas.
I am both horrorfied and delighted by this, thank you
Stretching a 4:3 image to 16:9, IRL.
I want to see that and the half-width Jeep (also owned by the same museum) driving down two lanes side by side.
Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner
🎵Canyonaro!!!🎵
The big sad box is highly accurate.
Cars are wider because the bigger the area under the car the lower the fuel economy is allowed to be.
Which makes sense, if course
There’s also the fact that all of the modern safety equipment takes up more space.
don’t give them ideas
I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
I can’t believe this was like 15 years ago. I also remember from the same time that I don’t drink beer, I drink liquor.
Fifteen? Interior Crocodile Alligator was 2007, back when ytmnd was relevant.
Oh no
These ads really sold me on the concept of wide cars as a kid. Just look at it, it’s so wide.

They had to invent these wide cars so that people could transport their long eggs from the supermarket

Chickens like, the fuck? Why isn’t this coming out?
I believe cats have been getting wider by an average of 5mm per year for the last few decades
Maybe ease up on the lasagne.
Stop breeding w i d e cats
No!
You’ll bring ruin upon us all!
I’d love to know why anyone is downvoting this. Truly curious what’s to dislike here.
They don’t like being called out
Probably strikes a nerve with some people.
the latest volvo is 1.98m wide. the underground garage at my last place had a 2.2m wide door which i once managed to clip in my chevy volt. i wonder if the auto-pilot or whatever is good enough to navigate that.
Pffft, check this out: ‘Old man parks his car’.
wow that’s… tight
shit i wonder if i’m good enough to navigate that. there’s a reason i ride a bike (it’s more fun)
EX90? And when the mirrors are extended, you’re easily up to 2.1m wide. It’s like they want to crash into stuff when driving in the city. Or “störst går först” mentality…
no the ex60, the “smaller” one…
When you think your copewagon proves that you really are the main character.
They already have those. They call them jeeps.











